Cards Against Humanity are Saving America

The folks behind Cards Against Humanity are at it again and this time they’ve got the goal of saving America in mind. After initially saying they wouldn’t be doing another holiday promotion the company has reversed course with a new program that includes six surprises for $15 to be mailed through the month of December. The new offering has already sold out but that’s not really the news.

In the announcement of this new promotion, they have also revealed that they have purchased a plot of vacant land on the proposed border wall along the border of the United States and Mexico and have hired a law firm to make it difficult to get the wall built.

An the page they state:

Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing. So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.

On Day 1, all Cards Against Humanity Saves America recipients will get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises.

Cards Against Humanity are saving America from “injustice, lies, racism, the whole enchilada.”

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